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ThatSam
Status: Administrator
02/21/07 - Apple car
The latest in a long geeky gripe about mac computers. If apple came out with a car, this is what the dash board would look like Im pretty shure. ok, now Im done.

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Spoonman
Status: Administrator
02/21/07 - Re:Apple car
I agree. No control at all.

To quote from an earlier piece of my work,

"Basically, it's like this

If Mac made cars and not computers, they'd look really sleek or cutesy, and cost a lot, but oh... you wouldn't be done paying there...
they'd only use Macintosh gas
they'd only work on approved Macintosh roads
they'd shut off randomly
you couldn't modify them with anything

You would be kept "safe" by for more airbags and seatbelts than are needed and all accidents would be handled the same way. If the car were going off a cliff, the seatbelts would hold you in tight. Creative and unorthodox moves like BAILING OUT would not be allowed.

They'd advertise that their cars had steering wheels and strongly imply that no other cars did, acting as if they were the first to invent the obvious."
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meanderer
Status: Interloper
02/22/07 - Re:Apple car
spoon have you every owned a mac?
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FredFredrickson
Status: Administrator
02/22/07 - Re:Apple car
I do. So I speak from experience. Also - I do repairs on macs.
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SpIkE
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02/22/07 - Re:Apple car
oh god, here comes a mac defender.

HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A MAC?!!!!

Yeah, I've used one quite a bit too, and speaking from experience, spoon is correct.
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JohnnyFckin5
Status: Beans Bunny
02/22/07 - Re:Apple car
PC or mac, either way they are inferior to me because they have no limbs. How can they even destroy all humans without limbs?

What's a mac going to do? Rainbow pinwheel you to death?

What's a PC going to do? Strangle you with a USB cord?
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Spoonman
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02/22/07 - Re:Apple car
It's nearly all we have at school.
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meanderer
Status: Interloper
02/22/07 - Re:Apple car
no i am not a mac defender. i hate macs. i was just wondering if his hatered towards it was from actully using one.
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ThatSam
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02/24/07 - Re:Apple car
using a mac doesnt instill anger in me, maybe frustration. how ever hearing people talking about them and listening to how the ads say they are the best thing since ,nay, BETTER than sliced bread makes me angry
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FredFredrickson
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08/01/07 - Re:Apple car
somebody was talking about the apple car in another thread. here you are. bump
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cherrybomb
Status: Robot
08/01/07 - Re:Apple car
im on a mac right now. its the only comp ive never gotten a virus on (and most of my comps have had at leat 10 virsuses within the first month). i also think its easier to use and i find that i dont have to worry about uploading as much. it just tells me it must be updated and it does it. i love love love love love my macbook! ha ha

but i guess its all an opinion thing
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Riev_Mordred
Status: -1 Troll
08/01/07 - Re:Apple car
learn2internet and let this thread die!
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mynameisjonas
Status: Sauce is the Boss
08/02/07 - Re:Apple car
i love that pic
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